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Are you watching this, Paris?

As I mentioned last night on the air, it was pretty much all Anna Nicole all the time on the cable networks last night, and the coverage continues, despite the fact that there are no answers to any of the questions they keep asking incessantly. How did she die? Who was there when she died? Who is the father of her 6-month old daughter? And what about that seedy Howard K. Stern guy? He’s got more bodies around him than the Clintons. Well, maybe not, but you get the idea. And speaking of Clinton, naturally many are making comparisons between Anna Nicole and Marilyn Monroe. If he were president today, it would be inescapable for the mind to wonder to the inevitable question: was he hitting the sheets with the 1990’s bombshell like his hero JFK? And where was his mutant, under-achieving half-brother Roger Clinton? Doing a Peter Lawford perhaps?